I was just at the home of Chloe. She was hilarious with her jokes and scary stories. Sorry, Chloe, no play date, but my kids made up some jokes that they want to pass on to you...From my youngest daughter:
Question: How many lice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Answer: None. Lice are just dumb bloodsuckers.
From my son:
Question: Why do bananas make good spies?
Answer: Because they keep their eyes peeled.
And from me:
Question: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
Answer: Homeless.
Thanks again for the fun. Keep up the good work and continue with your regular lice checks. If you think of another good joke, let me know. And make sure not to read your scary book before bedtime!
- Cathy, The Nice Lice Lady
oh those jokes were sooooo funny!!! Here are acouple for you guy's:
ReplyDeletewhy did the boy's mother knit three socks! because he grew another foot.what do you call a terrified tyrannosaurs! Nervous rex! why do pilgrims pants keep falling down! because there belt buckles are on there hats! where does a polar bear keep his money! In a snow bank!:)
thanks for the jokes! From Chloe!
Very funny! Keep on being hilarious!
ReplyDeleteya,Chloe is right,they are funny!:D
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Karolina:D
anyway even though i don't have lice i want 2 know more about it because i don't want to get it like my bff.Can u tell me more?
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Karolina:D
Hello Karolina,
ReplyDeleteIt's great that you are taking an interest in head lice (before they take an interest in you!) For more info about head lice, I encourage you to look at the right sidebar of this blog - click on links to older posts that can give you some general info about the little critters. Getting information is the best prevention against this pest. After you have read some info, let me know if you have any questions. Take care.
thx!hya chloe, its good that u dont have lice anymore!thx again Cathy!
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Karolina